suckfaster.golfDrop 001 is at the printer

Golf apparel for players who aren't getting any better.

The first drop is at the printer. Leave your email and we'll tell you the minute it's out.

You're on the list. Now go play. Quickly.

One email when it drops. No newsletter about your swing.

Suck Faster! Golf Apparel. A golf ball in a backwards cap and shades sprinting with a club. Play better. Or at least, hurry up.

Drop 001 scorecard

Where the first drop stands, hole by hole. Scores kept in pencil because they keep changing.

HoleWhatScore
1The logoDone. Look at him go.
2The gearAt the printer. Slowly.
3Photos of the gearWaiting on hole 2.
4The dropYou get an email.
Pace of playThe ranger has been notified.

Spot the ball.

We were on the sponsor banners at the Three Way Slider Championship at Fenway on September 12, 2026. We're in both of these. Find us.

Ferg smiling at the judges' table at the Three Way Slider Championship, with the sponsor banner hanging in front and the Suck Faster logo in the bottom left us again that's Ferg
Judges' table banner, bottom left. Very visible. Extremely prominent. Ferg in the middle, leaning on it.
Two guys smiling in front of the sponsor step and repeat at Fenway, with the Suck Faster logo in the top right corner that's us
Step and repeat, top right.